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        <title>This is a first</title>   
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        <p><em>Because my comment in reply to <span class="ljuser" style="white-space: nowrap;"><a href="http://tckma.livejournal.com/profile"><img alt="[info]" height="17" src="http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif" style="vertical-align: bottom; border: 0;" width="17" /></a><a href="http://tckma.livejournal.com/"><strong>tckma</strong></a></span>&#39;s <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=tckma&amp;itemid=1085501">post</a> on <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delayed_sleep_phase_syndrome">Delayed Sleep-Phase Disorder</a> actually EXCEEDED the limit (yes, there&#39;s a limit!) on comment length, I present it to you all here, in its entirety.</em></p><p>You may hate me for saying this, but I&#39;d cut caffeine after noon (or entirely) and see if that has any effect. Also, you may want to look into setting up a more vigorous workout regime. Your body most likely has excess energy (much like mine) not yet burned by the end of the day. Another thing that can work is making dinner a small meal (again, the energy thing) and consuming more of your calories earlier; big breakfast, moderate lunch (eat more if you&#39;re sluggish, less if you&#39;re still sated from breakfast) and a small dinner. These are all things I *need* to do myself (except the caffeine thing; now that I&#39;m not at VSoft, I&#39;m not ingesting any caffeine), so don&#39;t take it as judgemental.</p><p>I didn&#39;t specialise in disorders so I can&#39;t comment on your self-diagnosis, but I could write pages on things you could do to affect your sleep. Another big thing that people tend to discount is light. You probably don&#39;t notice that I turn my lights lower (or use the lamp on its lowest setting) in the evening. Your body&#39;s seratonin/melatonin/etc. levels are affected by the amount of ambient light. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melatonin#Biological_clock">Melatonin</a> especially is inhibited by light, and it&#39;s a <em>very</em> important part of the hypnagogic cascade (falling asleep). I like to sleep with my blinds open at least partway and I turn all my lights on superbright in the morning to stimulate the reverse process (inhibiting melatonin tells my body to &quot;wake up&quot;). I can&#39;t stress the importance of natural light enough for keeping your body&#39;s rhythm(unless it&#39;s winter and you suffer from <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seasonal_affective_disorder">SAD</a>). And, interestingly enough, light affects melatonin production in rats just as it does in humans, but the effect of the melatonin production in rats is to induce wakefullness, NOT sleep. So if your schedule is off, taking Melatonin supplements may not help, because you CAN reverse the effect it has on your system through training. The jury is still out on melatonin&#39;s effectiveness as a sleeping aid.</p><p>In a certain sense, the body <em>wants</em> to go to sleep later each day. It&#39;s light which resets the clock. In &quot;free run&quot; experiments performed in a cave away from sunlight or even the heating/cooling patterns induced by the sun, on average most subjects fell into a 28 hour day rhythm. So I&#39;m not sure about this syndrome. It suggests that the subjects fall asleep at the same time each night, but I&#39;d be interested to see free-run experiments with subjects suffering from it.</p><p>Good luck. I&#39;ve never had &quot;normal&quot; sleep myself; I&#39;ve been an insomniac most of my life. So if you find success I&#39;ll enjoy hearing what brought it on (in addition to envying your delicious REM cycles).</p><p>So, in short:<br />+ Exercise. Preferably earlier in the day (you don&#39;t want to exercise less than 2-3 hours before bedtime)<br />+ Diet: Cut out caffeine, and if you can, cut down on sugar. Especially in evenings, on both counts. Big meals in the morning to progressively smaller throughout the day.<br />+ Light: Bright lights in the morning. Wikipedia agrees, if you look under treatment for DSPD. Dim lights in the evening. In addition to lowering your electric bill, you need to give your body time to start manufacturing sleep substances. It sounds like if your phase is disturbed that instead of melatonin saying &quot;SLEEP&quot; to your body, it&#39;s saying &quot;SLEEP in four hours&quot;; you&#39;re stuck between full nocturnal and full diurnal. Again, give your body time to start falling asleep. Start around 8pm, which is sunset around here anyway.<br />+ Regularity: You need to enforce your sleep schedule. Tell your body who&#39;s boss. This will most likely work with all the other steps; not so well on its own. In bed, lights out, by 10. If you can&#39;t sleep, meditate. Avoid stress in the evenings. You should be totally relaxed by bedtime. If I can find my progressive relaxation tape, I will make a copy for you. If you can work on reducing your stress and anxiety levels, you&#39;ll have a lot more success sleeping (if you&#39;re anything like me). Relaxation must be physical as well as mental.<br />+ Acceptance: Some nights, you just won&#39;t be able to fall asleep. Stick with it. Keep it regimented, whatever schedule you set, stick with it. Get in and out of bed at the same time every day no matter what. And don&#39;t do anything in bed except SLEEP. Just like rats, Pavlov&#39;s dog, etc., your body can be trained. If you train it that bed = sleep, even the very environment of your bedroom and the act of getting into bed will initiate sleep mechanisms in your brain. I am, BTW, the WORST offender at this. It&#39;s one of the reasons I prefer a 1-BR over a studio. Bedroom = IT IS CAN BE SLEEP TIEM NOW? rather than the place you do every single freaking thing ever.</p><p>Sorry for the summary longer than the original comment. Like I said, best of luck. (Told you I could lecture on this for days... I really need to look into work at one of these sleep labs once my debt is paid off. Not sure if I want teh gradd skool, but I sure as hell miss the <em>SCIENCE!</em> of it all)</p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Love at first site</title>   
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        <p>I got <a href="http://eideteker.livejournal.com/717735.html">the apartment</a>. The very first apartment I looked at, in fact. Aside from the price, it&#39;s perfect, and we both agreed that I&#39;m not going to get anything remotely as good for a few bucks less a month.</p><p>And all I have to say is D00D HOUSEWARMING PARTY!!! I am not sure if I&#39;ll be able to swing it financially (I recently discovered some ugliness on my credit report), or when it&#39;ll happen, but if you&#39;re near enough to Waltham and you&#39;re interested, please let me know (and make sure I have your e-mail). It&#39;ll probably be a little after-dinner hors d’œuvre (lol hors) plus some old-school nintendo action or whatever the heck. I don&#39;t drink, so it&#39;d be BYOB. But more on that if it ever actually happens.</p><p><tt>/CTCP PING TCKMA</tt> (and fleurdelista if she&#39;s around-able) <tt>SANSPOOF  NEUROSCIDUDE MOTOMUFFIN</tt> (and of course <tt>CONTADINA</tt>)</p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Looking at apartments!</title>   
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        <p>Before I stretch <span class="ljuser" style="white-space: nowrap;"><a href="http://tckma.livejournal.com/profile"><img alt="[info]" height="17" src="http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif" style="vertical-align: bottom; border: 0;" width="17" /></a><a href="http://tckma.livejournal.com/"><strong>tckma</strong></a></span>&#39;s good graces too far, I&#39;m looking for a place of my own. I saw one definite no, one strong maybe, and one that I definitely liked. I had set an upper bound for myself of $900/mo. including h&amp;hw, but this place doesn&#39;t include any utils and is still $900. BUT, it&#39;s in Waltham; which means it&#39;s minutes from my girl and  a reverse commute as far as work goes. The funny thing is, even without the extra money from VolcanoSoft work, I might actually be able to afford it. It&#39;s a one bedroom, which means I might have room for a home-office (for freelancing) set up on one side of the living room (especially since I&#39;m not using my living room for TV viewing). It&#39;s 1 block from my PO Box, 2 blocks from the 24-hr CVS, and three blocks from the grocery store in one direction and the train station in the other. Parking is somewhat iffy (no assigned spots), but the owner&#39;s cool with me stashing my m/c behind the building.</p><p>Tomorrow, Becca and I are going to work on my budget and see if I can actually afford this place. I don&#39;t think I&#39;m going to find anywhere nicer for less. I&#39;m certainly not going to find a better location. I would like somewhere cheaper, but I also want my own place, and soon. Anywhere I find for less is going to be tiny (this place is spacious!). So really, it&#39;s just a question of money. That, and I haven&#39;t checked my credit report, so I hope there are no surprises there.</p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>(still) Sick</title>   
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        <p>Got sent home from work. Went through 2 boxes of tissues. I&#39;ve been sick for almost a week, and it sucks.</p><p>But tomorrow I will be <strong>100%</strong>. I am sure of this.</p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Competition was tough, but I took home my class&#39; &quot;Golden Jackass&quot; award for outstanding jokery</title>   
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        <p>Back from training. More training in June, and I&#39;ll be staying <a href="http://www.pointesouthmtn.com/">here</a>. And they asked me my shirt size today, so I would presume I am getting a swank new polo shirt OMG U JELLOUS YET. Still waiting for firm flight and car rental information (as in, will I be one of the folks to get one, or will I have to rent a bike for myself), so I can make plans to see the Sethaüs, <span class="ljuser" style="white-space: nowrap;"><a href="http://d-klein.livejournal.com/profile"><img alt="[info]" height="17" src="http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif" style="vertical-align: bottom; border: 0;" width="17" /></a><a href="http://d-klein.livejournal.com/"><strong>d_klein</strong></a></span>, and other assorted internet persons. You&#39;ll all know after I do.</p><p>Next objective is to find an apartment. I already requested info from Cornell about the best methods for finishing the 4 credits I&#39;m missing; which I&#39;m sure once I have my own digs, I&#39;ll be able to work on in between juggling my two jobs. So if I&#39;m quiet on lj (well, quiet<em>er</em>), feel free to reach out and contact me. Make sure I&#39;m not dead every once in awhile, k?</p><p>Today, during the down periods in my training class, I started reading <a href="http://www.alessonislearned.com/index.php?comic=1">A Lesson is Learned but the Damage is Irreversible</a> from the first strip and they&#39;re every bit as dreamily dilectible as I misremembered them. They&#39;re a lucid dreamer&#39;s heroin (<small>NOTE:</small> did not use tired &quot;crack&quot; reference). And if you plan to have down time this long weekend (for those in the US, of course), why not reread <a href="http://www.demian5.com/index1-e.php">When I Am King</a>? Not to take anything away from the dailies, but these are some of the best of the genre and really show what creativity and electronic comics can do together. Best of all, free!</p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Making teh plans</title>   
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        <p>What if God could suddenly talk? And after Aeaeons of silence, would we ever be able to get him to shut the hell up (no pun intended)?</p><p>So it looks like I&#39;ll be in Phoenix/Mesa in June. June 11th, the week of my birthday, no less. I hope I have time to rent a bike while I&#39;m down there; at the very least for my birthday. The deal is that usually &quot;someone&quot; in your group gets a car, but not every trainee from out of town gets one. I&#39;m going to post to <span class="ljuser" style="white-space: nowrap;"><a href="http://community.livejournal.com/motorcycles/profile"><img alt="[info]" height="16" src="http://stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif" style="vertical-align: bottom; border: 0;" width="16" /></a><a href="http://community.livejournal.com/motorcycles/"><strong>motorcycles</strong></a></span> about renting a BMW while I&#39;m down there. Probably <a href="http://www.bmwmotorcycles.com/bikes/bike.jsp?b=r1200gsa">this one</a>. Or <a href="http://www.bmwmotorcycles.com/bikes/bike.jsp?b=k1200s">this one</a>. But probably the former; since if I were to replace the KLR, that&#39;s probably what I&#39;d want to get (maybe a <a href="http://triumph.co.uk/usa/4506.aspx">Tiger</a>).</p><p>This weekend, I&#39;m going to my aunt&#39;s birthday party in NJ. I&#39;ll be back Sunday; nobody miss me too much.</p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>i can haz chestburster</title>   
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        <title>We interrupt your livejournalling experience for this brief commercial message</title>   
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        <p>Has this ever happened to you?</p><p>&quot;Gosh darnit, I need these two things to stick together, but they just won&#39;t stay!&quot;</p><p>Don&#39;t be a tool, <em>use</em> a tool. Reach for Hastur&#39;s Fasteners!</p><p>&quot;Wow, it worked!</p><p>Hastur&#39;s Fasteners, family owned since before time was dreamt of!</p><p><small><em>Hastur&#39;s Fasteners is a registered trademark of the OH GOD IT&#39;S HORRIBLE! WHAT PAIN! IT&#39;S CONSUMING MY VERY SOUL! THE AGONY! I AAAAUGGH—</em></small></p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Cell phone bastards</title>   
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        <published>2007-05-11T17:49:44Z</published>
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        <p><em>from <a href="http://metachat.org/index.php/2007/05/10/sort_of_ranty_exasperated_post_about_dri">MetaChat</a>, while I wait for Tom to return from his vehicular inspection</em></p><p>Since my ride hasn&#39;t arrived yet, I continue to rant.</p><p>I&#39;ve said it before and I&#39;ll say it again. Having a cell phone means you <em>can </em>use it anywhere. It doesn&#39;t mean you <em>should</em>. The phone evolved as a device for use in one&#39;s primary space, the home. Your home, your space. Cellular technology has brought phones out into the secondary spaces, the places where strangers interact. That does not mean one should act as if in one&#39;s primary space. When receiving a phone call, excuse yourself and take it somewhere private. It doesn&#39;t matter if you&#39;re in a store, on a sidewalk, or in a park. Find a place where you will not disturb others or call the person back once you can. The few exceptions to this are in cases of emergency (help, I&#39;m underneath a truck, can you come get me?) or immediacy (ok, so I&#39;m in the park, where are you? The movie starts in 10 minutes!). In the latter case, it&#39;s usually just a brief call. But to just blithely walk around (or worse, stand at someone&#39;s counter) having a conversation about everything and nothing?</p><p>Some hints:<br />1. Plan your shopping ahead of time. Write a list. Do not call home and ask the wife what you need to buy.<br />2. Plan outings accordingly. Get good directions, and verify them with whoever you&#39;re going to visit. If you are meeting in a public place, choose a significant, specific, and recognizable landmark at which to meet your party.<br />3. Your sweetheart does not need to know that the train is running five minutes late. You are just making busywork because you are bored sitting on the train. Get a book. They&#39;re free for a predetermined rental period at your local library. If you do not know what a library is, consult google maps for your locality.<br />4. Write a letter. You do not need to catch every single one of your friends up on every minute detail of your day. I know it&#39;s great to be able to think aloud, all day long, nonstop, but don&#39;t do it in public. Letter writing encourages economy of communication, because it&#39;s more time consuming. You actually have to pick and choose which details are the most important to convey. Alternatively, start a journal. And if you must call someone when out in public, at least compose your thoughts in advance. Don&#39;t give your money to cell phone companies just so you can go &quot;ummm... uhhh...&quot; into the ether.<br />5. Realize that you are not that important. You may feel like the fate of the free world is in your hands, or the weight of the world is on your shoulders. It&#39;s not. You do not need to juggle 80,000 things at once. You do have time to just stroll down the sidewalk, soaking up what&#39;s around you. You have the time to do one thing at a time.</p><p>There are more, I&#39;m sure. The most important, rule 0, is: Remember, people got along just fine before cell phones. Your toddler does not need a phone. Your friends and family do not need to know at all times where you are and what you are doing (that&#39;s the gov&#39;t&#39;s business). Relax. Enjoy life. The phone is a tool. It&#39;s a great tool, but still only a tool. Use as necessary and then <strong>hang up</strong>. Let go.</p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Alive? I guess</title>   
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